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jueves, septiembre 23, 2004

It's a good one

I found this, surfing on the web, and i would like to share it. Isn't hard to understand

The Italian Goes to Detroit One day, I'm gonna Detriot to a bigga hotel.
Inna morning, I go down to eat breakfast. I tella the waitress, I wanna two piss's toast. She bringa me only one piss. I tella her I wanna two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna two piss onna my plate. She say you better not piss onna the plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady, and she call me sonna ma bitch.

Later, I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress bringa me a spoon and knife, but no fock. I tell her I wanna fock. She tella me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table you sonna ma bitch.

So I go back to my room inna hotel, and there is no shits onna my bed. I call the manager, and tella him I wanna shits. He tella me go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better not shit onna the bed, you sonna ma Bitch.

I go to check out, and the man at the desk say, "Peace to you." I say "Piss onna you too, you sonna ma bitch." I go back to Italy.

4 Comments:

  • At 4:18 p.m., Blogger  said…

    Hehe me recuerda a una tipa de inglaterra que tengo en el messenger, habla ccomo toda una junglette, nada mas que luego si no se le entiende ni madres a la hija de su chin...Nada mas que esta chava si tiene la sintatsis correcta.

    atte. hde226868

     
  • At 4:46 p.m., Blogger FreemanAMG said…

    quisiera hacer notar el flagrante y rotundo tecleo del señor alejandro, lo cual sin duda debera hacerse acreedor a una sancion

     
  • At 7:34 p.m., Blogger  said…

    Hago notar el claro sembreo de tecleo por parte del carlos...

     
  • At 10:30 a.m., Blogger LPK said…

    Mal chiste para longitud.
    Y en efecto, el tecleo del pi es evidente, a darle basura!

     

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